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And despite my best efforts, there always seemed to be someone there to remind everyone that I was a giant asshole.
“I’m meeting Ryan for dinner and you tagging along probably wouldn’t be the best way to make him happy,” Dove said, shrugging her shoulders.
Not the woman herself, because she was actually really easy.
Less than an hour after meeting her, we were in her room with her feet pointed at the ceiling and my balls bouncing off her butt cheeks with each thrust.
No, it was her two-hundred-fifty pounds of pure muscle boyfriend that convinced me to change my ways.
He walked in just as I was basting his girlfriend’s cervix with my gravy.
Probably my biggest conquest was banging the prom queen, during prom, while her quarterback boyfriend waited for her to come back from the bathroom completely unaware that she actually had her legs wrapped around my waist begging me to fuck her harder.
Of course, that all changed when I picked the wrong woman freshman year of college.
“Wow, look at the time,” Dove said, glancing over at the clock.* * * * * “Dammit,” Dove grunted as she came back through the door mere minutes later. ” I asked, tucking my tablet into my backpack as I got ready to leave.“Stupid car won’t start,” Dove said, pulling out her phone. ” “Nah, while other boys were learning how to be mechanically inclined, I was learning how to play Cemetery Gates on the guitar,” I said, shaking my head as I zipped up my bag and slung it over my shoulder.“I guess I’ll call Uber then,” Dove sighed, flipping through her phone.“Come on, I’ll give you a ride,” I said, grabbing her shoulders and turning her towards the door. “Well, you can wait around here for ten minutes until a car picks you up, or we can leave now,” I pointed out, pushing her out the door. ” Ryan called out, using her real name as he saw Dove getting out of the car. “My car wouldn’t start, he gave me a ride,” Dove said as I took my cue and left.