True dating horror stories
Then, he recently messaged me on OKCupid to introduce himself—without recognizing me as the girl he'd recently gone on a date with on another site!I messaged him back to basically say WTF, and he never even answered." –Anna, 27Mama's Boy"This really hot guy and I had been messaging back and forth for a while before decided to meet up at a coffee place.The conversation was terrible, but I noticed she was taking the chicken fingers and ripping them up in her hands and putting the breading in her huge purse. She smiled and said, ‘Oh, I’m just feeding Sammy,’ and pulled out a fat chinchilla from her purse. Turns out I was on a date with the guy’s roommate.” 3.She plopped the thing in the middle of the table, and it just kinda chilled out. “I got to know a nice gal for a few weeks before we decided to meet up for a hiking date.“One girl I met up with was on house arrest and ‘forgot’ to tell me.” via GIPHY 7. That’s cool, I thought, I can be friends with nice people that aren’t witty. A few weeks in, he told me I was almost perfect, except my upper arms were fat. “I had been texting this girl for a good three weeks, and we finally decided to go out on a date.“I met up with a girl who brought a binder full of laminated copies of her own poems, then asked me to read and critique them at the table.” 8. Then I found out that her nose ring is a weirdly shiny wart that she tries to pass off as a nose ring because she’s embarrassed by it. Without asking, she reached over and started picking toppings of my pizza. “I joined OKC four years ago hoping to hook up with a bunch of girls. I suggest we go to dinner and a movie at an Italian restaurant closer to her place so she can walk/bus, and I can do all the commuting.
I filled out all the personal info they asked for and obsessively checked back for my matches.
“I met a girl who described herself as a 24-year old woman who’s blonde.
I arrived on the date, all happy, but realized that the girl who sat was a 40-year old lady with two children and was just finding an excuse to leave her house.” 6. It turns out her roommate had been helping her reply to messages.
He was seriously the perfect catch, so I was pretty psyched.
I walked in looking for him when an older woman approached me.