Witty quotes about men dating
— Aldous Huxley “Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.” — Robert A. A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.” — Billy Joel “Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.” — John Barrymore “When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
Heinlein “Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.” — James A. ” ― Mae West "There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge." — Banksy "Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire." — George Bernard Shaw "Sex should be friendly.
When you go to a party, you can observe couples and tell which couple had a fight before coming to the party and which one will have a fight after the party.Especially from the outside."Jonathan Carroll"You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip."Samuel Goldwyn"A bachelor's life is no life for a single man."Mark Twain "What would men be without women?Scarce, sir, mighty scarce."Bobby Kelton"The difference between being in a relationship and being in prison is that in prisons they let you play softball on the weekends."Agatha Christie"An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."Glenn Beck"Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one."Benjamin Franklin"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterward."Laurence J.Revenge."Rita Rudner"When I want to end a relationship I just say, "You know, I love you. I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks."Brendan Francis"A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him."Jim Bishop"Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla."Albert Einstein"Women marry men hoping they will change. We love to have it, we love to think about it, and we love to talk about it. From poets to comedians, from business people to artists, sex is a topic that everyone can get excited about. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant." — Margaret Cho “I like threesomes with two women, not because I’m a cynical sexual predator. Skiing you can do for seven hours.” –– Spalding Gray “If I’m not interested in a woman, I’m straight-forward.